October 2007
76 posts
Hallowthanksmas →
The period of time starting in late October and ending on New Year’s Eve, so named for the commercial tendency to put up Christmas displays before Halloween. See also Christmahanukwanzakah Once October comes, we have to celebrate hallowthanksmas for 3 months!
Urban Dictionary article edits on Wikipedia →
highway salute →
An extended middle finger from a fist thrust forth whilst driving, as a gesture of anger toward the person who it is aimed at. “that prick is tailgating me. Give him the ‘ol highway salute”
Urban Dictionary: bluetooth pants →
Pants that can wirelessly connect to stuff through bluetooth technology.
selling popcorn →
Selling popcorn
The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less. I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.
hollywood marriage →
A measure of time equal to approximately one month. Stupid celebrity watcher 1: OMG LOL DID U HEER DREW BARRYMORE DIVORCED TOM GREEN
Stupid celebrity watcher 2: NO WAI
Myself: Apparently, it’s a sport watching these hollywood marriages.
Summer Teeth →
Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not! Looks like the hockey players all have their summer teeth!
Pivotal Labs Blog : Entrepreneur Panel: You've... →
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husband chair →
A chair in a womens’ clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops. You go ahead and shop. I’ll just be over here in the husband chair.
bootsy →
1. Bad or wreched. noun
2. A synonym for bad used in a derogatory way. “That history assignment is hecka bootsy man!”
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Urban Dictionary: the iraq →
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQKNvPn3V-8
Urban Dictionary: an inconvenient truth →
The world’s top grossing Powerpoint Presentation.
premature evacuation →
Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep. He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
dotcomrade →
An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met. “So who’s this NrdPowr32 guy?”
“I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine.”
tops →
Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang
Fantastic. Wonderful. Ahh she’s tops mate. Reeaaal tops.
Fade like bleach →
Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric. Boy: Did you finish the check list?
Girl: Yeah, I got it all done.
Boy: Girl, you fade like bleach!
Loveline with Kathy Griffin (7/22/03) →
Ultimate Mashup Competition →
Hand Vagina - CollegeHumor video →
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chunder →
Vomit; generally chunky in nature. He hurled in my car and now there’s a lake of chunder in the back seat.
idiotarod →
The daily commute to school, work, home, etc. After five, time to commence the idiotarod sled race to home.
jackass of all trades →
A person who is exceptionally bad at everything. Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he’ll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.
flintstoning →
The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it. Eva: I’m too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?
Tashina: Sure thing and while I’m flintstoning, I can pick up the pen you dropped
Anchor →
A person who can slow down an entire group.
A person who requires constant help or attention from some one else. What an anchor! She helled up an entire line at the check out for no reason.
That gut is such an anchor. He made us all wait half an hour so he could go kill a badger.
I do not want to bring Dave any where. He is such an anchor. A short trip takes all day with him.
delurk →
Entering an online discussion after a time spent lurking, esp. if suddenly prompted to do so. Your ridiculous comments have forced me to delurk.
pizza tumor →
A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing. Customer: “I’d like a slice of cheese, please.”
Sbarro employee: <Starts plating up the big bubbly piece>
Customer: “Not that one with the pizza tumor!”
Tramp Stamp →
A tattoo above a woman’s ass crack. Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.
Cupcaking →
Flirting or being flirtatious. ayyo, stop cupcaking wit that ugly ass ho.
Leave Britney Alone →
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can’t handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user’s famed outburst following Britney’s lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA’s. Sarah: ‘OMG Susan, I can’t believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows...
uncov / What's A Cincinatti Bowtie? (lingoz) →
(LOL selling shit. 1992 called, it wants its business plan back.)
Lingoz: Wiktionary Done Right? →
Super Mario Bros - Underground.mp3 (audio/mpeg... →
Linner →
The meal between lunch and dinner, just as brunch is the meal between breakfast and lunch. We went on a hot linner date at 3pm.