December 2007
67 posts
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November 2007
64 posts
sexile →
To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one’s significant other/sex partner.
My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine’s Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.
manther →
A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.
He did not care if the youth laughed at his ragtop corvette that even at this age he could not afford, for he was manther.
To the dome →
To consume an entire quantity of intoxicant in a sort time, by one’s self.
Dude! Did you just see that? John just took a half-ounce to his dome!
Music Sounds Better With You by The Riddler →
Music Sounds Better With You The Riddler Album: Rewind Greatest Party Hits Station: Mark Farina Radio Favorite Created on: November 27, 2007
Music Sounds Better With You by The Riddler →
Music Sounds Better With You The Riddler Album: Rewind Greatest Party Hits Station: Mark Farina Radio Favorite Created on: November 27, 2007
sweet as →
New zealand slang for “everything’s okay.”
Can also be used in place of “yes!”
“yeah, my night was sweet as, got on the piss with some mates and sung karaoke… badly”
“wanna beer mate?”
“yeah, sweet as”
Stars Align by Kaskade →
Stars Align Kaskade Album: Love Mysterious Station: Chicane Radio Favorite Created on: November 26, 2007
cyber monday →
Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
Forget those long black Friday lines, I’m going to order on Cyber Monday!
purge the cabin →
Rolling the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.
Gawd damn was that foul! Purge the cabin before we sufficate back here!
Urban Dictionary: verbal volleyball →
To argue back and forth with another, lobbing insults while doing so.
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sike →
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.
I really miss that show Blossom … SIKE!
Unwrap the soap →
Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
Dude, I’m sleeping in. It’s your turn to unwrap the soap.
Poultrarian →
A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet.
Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.
A poultrarian would never eat a steak, but would enjoy chicken stir-fry.
reinvigorate / Snoop →
You’ll know the instant someone makes a comment on your blog, posts in your forum, purchases an item, gets referred from another site, etc..
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urban word of the day: pornfolio
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pornfolio →
The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
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the iraq →
The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.
Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.
deck change →
Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.
The “deck” is the walking surface around a swimming pool.
Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.
clark kent job →
your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it’s not what you really want to do.
what’s your clark kent job?
bunched →
To be upset, or angry and to have one’s panties in a bunch.
Sally’s bunched because she doesn’t have a date to the dance.
Tim’s all bunched up because he didn’t prepare for the board meeting.
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fake take →
Pretending to enter and store someone’s phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say “Take my number and give me a call sometime”
Jeff: Why did you take that loser’s number and tell him you’ll call him?
Chris: Don’t worry dude, it was a “fake take”
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brain grenade →
a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.
the game’s about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.
Heineken or Guinness?
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text social →
When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.
roll thick →
To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a large entourage.
Don’t mess with Tyrone. He rolls thick.