December 2007
67 posts
2k8 →
The year 2008.
- What year is Bush leaving the White House?
- 2k8, sucka!
AIMuendo →
1. use of punctuation, AIMglish or emoticons to insinuate flirtation online
2. salacious AIMlogs that could be potentially scandalous if released to mainstream media
Mark Foley was into kinky AIMuendo with his Congressional pages before the MSM found out and busted his pervy old ass.
drives to the mailbox →
Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.
My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles...
game or lame →
The unofficial replacement for “in or out” when asking a friend if they are up for doing something or if they are not up for doing that something. Game represents those who are spontaneous and exciting. Lame represents those who are unadventurous and boring.
We’re going to run rampant through the bars downtown. Are you game or lame?
good landing →
serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.
Old pilots say, “Any landing you walk away from is a good landing.”
After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.
My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.
The morning sun is shining and I’m coming in for a good landing.
I felt bad...
mctyt →
Short form of “Merry Christmas to you, too”
girl 1: merry christmas!
girl 2: mctyt :)
mall hangover →
the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.
I was at the mall for like five hours and when I got home I had a major mall hangover.
"Pumanipulation" (Gawker) →
smithd > What do you do when your managers tell... →
replymas cards →
Christmas cards that you send out in response to Christmas cards you get unexpectedly from others. Usually the recepient of your Replymas Card is someone that you wouldn’t have sent a Christmas card to otherwise.
Damn it! I have had to send out a record number of Replymas Cards this year! I don’t know why I bother…
Christmas Adam →
The day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.
When is your family coming to our place?
On Christmas Adam and leaving New Year’s Day.
Christmas Adam is the last chance to prepare for the Christmas Eve party.
lesbi-friends →
Two women that are very close friends that practically seem like they are lesbians.
When I saw those two chicks hugging I said to myself, “les-bi-friends”.
flojectile →
The bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.
I need to wash those flojectiles off my bathroom mirror before the Health Department shuts me down.
“Working software is the primary measure of progress.”
– Principles behind the Agile Manifesto
Manifesto for Agile Software Development →
man flu →
The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as ‘Fishing for Sympathy’ or ‘Chronic Exaggeration’.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts...
Are you working beyond your means? →
holidaze →
term that defines the feelings of confusion and excitement people have between thanksgiving and christmas; the blur one feels after/during shopping for gifts in crowded retail stores with heavy holiday traffic
Finley sat on the couch in a holidaze, after a day of hectic Christmas shopping on Black Friday.
Urban Dictionary: white guy high five →
“Did you just give that guy a white guy high five? You are such a stereotypical caucasian Mark”
fuck the dumb shit
Not willing to engage in foolishness. Billy Bob: Hey, hold my beer while I prove these shoes are fireproof. Nick: Fuck The Dumb Shit.
SomaFM Christmas: Recently Played Tracks →
#128309 by ezmobius - Pastie - merb benchmarks →
push back →
Middle-management buzzword for saying “no”.
There was some push back from the client regarding the new creative. We’ll have to re-do it.
Dangerous by Michael Jackson →
Dangerous Michael Jackson Album: Dangerous Station: Nelly Furtado Radio Favorite Created on: December 17, 2007
Gong Liu: Pixel Fuck →
Cheet →
The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn’t eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.
“I know you’ve been eating my Cheetos again - You’ve got Cheet all over your clothes!”
“Something that will ruin your life forever. Do not even try to search for it.”
– Urban Dictionary: two girls one cup
Let Me Love You by Mario →
Let Me Love You Mario Album: Turning Point Station: Nelly Furtado Radio Favorite Created on: December 16, 2007
I would strongly suggest perusing this site over thick carpeting, so as to avoid injury to your chin when it hits the floor.
facebook limbo →
The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.
(At the...
Even an urban slang dictionary is part of public forum. There is no justification for obscene language. Words such as “fuckin’” are in contravention of all decent thought and polite, public speech. They reflect the ignorance of your readers and your contributors. And I know what you’re thinking: Freedom of Speech in your American context does not allow people to use immoral...
This site grossly encourages ignorance, racism, aggression and stereotypes. I believe Urban Dictionary hinders the minds of today and is a waste of cyberspace. I’m sorry.
voluntold →
voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn’t want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can’t, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
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locavore →
Noune. A person whose diet focuses on foods grown and produced nearby, typically 100 miles. See also 100-mile diet.
Robin wanted to be a locavore, so he only bought food that was grown on local farms.
Amazon SimpleDB →
Big Pimpin' →
to live relatively luxurious compared to other associates
My main man Money Mike just got that new motorola. Yo he big pimpin’, fo’real.
w00t →
An expression of joy and excitement.
I just got an A on my test. w00t!
wi-five →
It’s a high five that doesn’t involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn’t possible.
Mix of “wireless” and “high-five”, hence “wi-five”, (wireless high-five)
Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that nano shit, son
compunicate →
When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person
Even though they are sitting right next to each other, Jesse and Justin only compunicate when they have to tell each other something.
ice →
diamonds
“I keep my girlfriend flooded with ice.”
my so-called life →
One-upper →
A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.
Chris is a nice guy, but he’s a big one-upper. He always follows my stories with a better one!