April 2007
145 posts
9 to 9 →
Way to say you hustle. Most people work 9 to 5, but you put in more. You have the 9 to 9 hustle.
I hustle. Big work posted everywhere with the 9 to 9.
hip replacement →
The process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again. Reinventing an individuals public persona through assocation or action.
Joe just had a hip replacement - he ditched his 20 year old CD Walkman for a new IPod.
Quentin Tarrantino gave John Travolta a ‘hip replacement’ with Pulp Fiction.
“After reading through some of these, I request that you ban these people for...”
– Urban Dictionary feedback email for “viola”
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check your vitals →
To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
Check your vitals.
Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.
Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin’ my vitals first.
Urban Dictionary: dick inches →
Urban Dictionary: electritard →
Urban Dictionary: check your vitals →
To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
Urban Dictionary: 9 to 9 →
Most people work 9 to 5, but you put in more.
Urban Dictionary: i of the tiger →
Urban Dictionary: dot dot dot syndrome →
“I would so love to come… But i have to feed my dog… Sorry…”
Urban Dictionary: lolpenis →
YouTube - just a blog.. blah →
Preemptive Optimization →
free-timer →
like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.
kaatisu: so, what do you do during the week?
girl in club: oh, im a free-timer.
flagaphile →
One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.
Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.
Urban Dictionary: cold jerky →
Urban Dictionary: Boo Radley →
Online Dating 2.0: Engage.com - Where the Hot... →
floordrobe →
A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.
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“Now I’m no fan of books. I mean sure, they’re great to put a hot pot on, and...”
– Stephen Colbert
Urban Dictionary: duelly noted →
Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Darth: Duelly noted.
Urban Dictionary: with regret →
With regret, I must inform you that, based on the advice received, the Editors have decided that your manuscript cannot be accepted for publication in the Journal of Dipshit.
Urban Dictionary: pwn on a cob →
clicktease →
When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.
“Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!”
break your crayons →
Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
“Dude, don’t worry about him, he’s just tryin’ to break your crayons. Just let it slide.”
“The best things in life have not yet been monetized”
– ash
Rack 0.1, a modular Ruby webserver interface →
Poynter Online →
“everything you need to be a better journalist”
RailsExpress.blog →
How to make your rails app run reeeeeally fast!
Merb →
Little bitty lightweight ruby app server. For when you really need performance for simple dynamic pages. Most rails mongrels do 38-50 QPS - Ezra
urbanwordofday: escape goat →
Gluttonous : Tormenting Your Tests with Heckle →
Heckle modifies your code and runs your tests to make sure they fail.
SlideShare →
sv ruby conf →
globfrag →
Coined word from globalization and fragmentation; as the world becomes more globalized with increasing technology and knowledge, more fragmentation occurs among individuals and societies.
You only need to look into a person’s bedroom to realize the seriousness of globfrag. He is stuck on his computer 24/7 with instant knowledge from all over the globe at his fingertips, yet does not know...
“about five seconds: A term referring to a relatively short amount of time,...”
– Urban Dictionary: about five seconds (April 22, 2007)
geek cred →
Similar to street cred, but applicable to geeks. Geek cred is allocated by displaying knowledge of different aspects of geek culture such as Star Wars, anime, comic books, etc.
1.”The new guy at work complimented me on my InuYasha t-shirt. And then we had a discussion about which fo the movies was the best. Major geek cred on both our parts.”
2.”You have the un-edited original...
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