May 2007
157 posts
Urban Dictionary: whatthefuck@us.army.mil →
double true →
A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual.
Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit “Lazy Sunday” featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true.
Guy #1: Google Maps are the best.
Guy #2: True dat.
Guy #1 and Guy #2: Double True.
Urban Dictionary: thirsty →
(Boy running up) “Ay gurl whasup? Look, you lookin real nice, can I get that young number?” (Girl under breath) “Thirsty”
Urban Dictionary: swmbo →
She Who Must Be Obeyed
Urban Dictionary: fuck that noise →
“Stupid-ass Kevin said that it would help if I rubbed mayonaise on my chest. Man, fuck that noise.”
Urban Dictionary: everything butt →
BOBFOC →
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.
Check out that bobfoc!
awkward turtle →
The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you’re in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis… it was mad awkward turtle
Time (mp3) →
Adam talks about wake up alarms and how people spend their lives trying to beat the clock instead of making peace with it.
lolcode →
IM IN YR LOOP
Chalk - real teaching leaves a mark →
eyetracks →
What gets all over anything you read.
The reason so many bookworms wear glasses is to keep from getting eyetracks on their fanzines, magazines and books.
“Sorry — this book is no longer mint; I got my eyetracks all over it.”
“For certain you have to be lost, to find a place as can’t be found. Elseways,...”
– Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End… sucked
newpeat →
Repeats with new scenes. Originated from The Office: NBC wanted to spice things up a bit without creating more episodes, so they cut new scenes into their old episodes.
“Did you see that newpeat of Jim and Pam from the office last Thursday?”
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? » Blog Archive A Special... →
Urban Dictionary: feedbomb →
Urban Dictionary: Scrillacon Valley →
Urban Dictionary: hater →
Urban Dictionary: NCBIC →
Urban Dictionary: bobfoc →
youniverse →
The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself — their universe consists only of them.
If you moved outside of your youniverse for five seconds you’d understand that people aren’t homeless out of choice.
The seeds of Google's eventual destruction -... →
Urban Dictionary: double true →
Urban Dictionary: stalkerspace →
Urban Dictionary: awkward turtle →
Urban Dictionary: prosecutie →
An attractive female who is below the age of consent
reCAPTCHA: Using CAPTCHAs to digitize books →
Don't Live with Broken Windows →
gaslight →
To manipulate events and situations in order to make a person believe that he or she is crazy.
From the 1944 movie with Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman.
He kept stealing her keys and putting them in the freezer in order to gaslight her.
O'Reilly Radar > Do You Work Better If You're... →
WWILF →
What Was I Looking For? Acronym for phrase describing wasting time sufing online, with no results.
Yikes, I’ve been surfing online for 7 hours and everybody’s mad at me, plus I haven’t found anything useful or important. WWILF?
Maps by Emancipator →
Maps Emancipator Album: Soon It Will Be Cold Enough Station: Bus Ride Radio Favorite Created on: May 23, 2007
Shine by The Alchemist →
Shine The Alchemist Album: Rapper’s Best Friend Station: Bus Ride Radio Favorite Created on: May 23, 2007
Urban Dictionary: dating →
“we’re dating, and, like, he, like, is picking me up in 10 minutes!”
“wow, you, like, smell, really, like, strong!”
“Your definitions of Bullet Time are embarrassingly inaccurate. Someone defined...”
– Gmail - Urban Dictionary Feedback,
Urban Dictionary: gaslight →
To manipulate events and situations in order to make a person believe that he or she is crazy.
David Alan Grier on Crank Yankers (mp3) →
Urban Dictionary: dial toned →
Tony: “Wanna meet my friend DialTone?”
The Angry Dwarf: I Have Made It →
nonpology →
An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
“Did you hear Don Imus’ nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music.”
“I really get tired of politicians’ nonpologies. All they’re really saying is they’re sorry...
Meh →
Indifference; to be used when one simply does not care.
A: What do you want for dinner?
B: Meh.
Watch
Screening for T's "V" (mp3) →
When he’s not booking guests for the Adam Carolla Show, Mike August is trying to set up his friends with Teresa, as prospected love interest Andy calls in the show and tries to sway Teresa’s interest.