June 2007
88 posts
nfi →
No Fucking Idea
The manager has NFI of the work that goes on around here…
chipdrunk →
In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being “down to the felt”
Eric gets chipdrunk and spews chips everywhere when he’s the big stack at the table.
Footsie →
As in Playing footsie (under the table)
The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one’s own, as under a table.
Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?
get your weight up →
To say that someone needs more experience in something. To tell someone they need to practice.
“you want to battle me? you need to get your weight up — you cant beat me.”
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Getting Real: It Shouldn't be a Chore (by... →
“Enthusiasm manifests itself readily, but indifference is equally indelible.”
Salon.com People | Ian MacKaye →
“American business at this point is really about developing an idea, making it profitable, selling it while it’s profitable and then getting out or diversifying. It’s just about sucking everything up. My idea was: Enjoy baking, sell your bread, people like it, sell more. Keep the bakery going because you’re making good food and people are happy.”
locationship →
A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.
Melissa? yeah, she’s cool. We had a brief locationship at the company retreat last fall.
Urban Dictionary: < * →
“Publish my definition of music!
Immediately, or I will call the White House...”
– Urban Dictionary feedback
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JakeAndAmir.com: Barely Even Comedy →
Street Fight « Google Sightseeing →
Urban Dictionary: What's cookin good lookin? →
ayden: What’s cookin good lookin?
Emma: Your restraining order ooohhhh
askhole →
Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.
God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won’t stop asking me about my favorite teletubby and im about to smash him in the grill, kid.
textual intercourse →
The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.
Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.
Foreploy →
The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.
The whole evening was foreploy, the dickhead only wanted to “hit it”.
commercide →
When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can’t buy anything from them.
The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message… I just left and bought someplace else.
HAGS →
Acronym: “Have A Good Summer”
Yearbook: “School year sucked—but HAGS!”
Bruban Dictionary →
Urban Dictionary: dick time →
Email Bankruptcy →
When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.
I am so far behind on email that I am declaring email bankruptcy this year.
MODERN AND AWKWARD: The seven most annoying things... →
“Who’s buying [iPods]? The trendy cute members of the opposite sex that you wanted to talk to on the train. Or, of course, the annoying prick blocking your way in the mall.”
The Word of the Year, with Erin McKean of the... →
Urban Dictionary: ...or the terrorists win →
buildering →
like normal rock climbing, buildering takes place in an urban setting on man-made objects such as buildings. usually only practiced by those crazy rock climbers, the point is to spot a very climb-able looking surface and attempt to scale it in sneakers with no other equipment.
“so i was walking around my town today, and the church looked so climbable so i started buildering”
The Century of the Self 3 of 4 - Google Video →
American Speech, Spring, 1978: Is Slang a Word For... →
Urban Dictionary: hornophobe →
“Why can’t you just repress yourself like everyone else?”
workahol →
n. What workaholics are addicted to
Wife: Honey, are you cheating on me?
Husband: No… Why?
Wife: You’re always home so late.
Husband: Argh, I know. They must be putting something into the workahol.
Wife: Crystal was right! You ARE a workaholic.
Urban Dictionary: future sarcastic →
“Well, it’s the twenty-first century, where the fuck is my jetpack?”
mac daddy →
The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.
“Oh baby - you ma mac daddy!”
Urban Dictionary: nothing personal →
“something that is indeed, very personal.”
List of U.S. states by population - Wikipedia →
the top nine states in population contain half of the total population. The twenty-five lowest-population states contain less than one-sixth of the total population.
stripsy →
The post-drunken, post-tipsy state at which the removal of clothing begins.
Brian: Jen, where’s your shirt?
Jen: I don’t know; last night I got a little stripsy…
Add This! Social Bookmark and Feed Button →
ACLU v. Gonzales, October 31, 2006 (pdf) →
urbandictionary.com Web Site Audience Profile →
Number of Words in the English Language →
he OED2, the largest English-language dictionary, contains some 290,000 entries with some 616,500 word forms.
Reno 911 @ joox →
Apple - Mac - QuickTime - WWDC 2007 Keynote →
Stefan Sagmeister: Yes, design can make you happy →
“I’m out of the office, my mind and milk. Be back soon.”
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