August 2007
91 posts
baby bear →
adj. - when something is “just right.” Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.
“Are you hungry?”
“Naw man… I’m baby bear.”
Virgin America →
There is a general chatroom, a private invite channel for your friends, and direct user-to-user messaging — on the “in-flight entertainment device” for each passenger
July 2007
103 posts
no name basis →
When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis.
Man: “Honey, I’m home!”
Woman: “Hey baby, how was your day?”
Man: “It was great sweetheart.”
Woman: “What’s my name?”
Man: “Ummmmmmmmm….. sweetheart?”
Woman: “What, are...
The Bitter Stickgirl →
Facebook's rate card on Valleywag →
$10 CPM to appear in the news feed
dip out →
to leave a party or someone’s house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.
Don’t mean to trip out, but bitch, I’m bout to dip out.
Trike Accidents (CollegeHumor) →
udict →
urbandictionary in lisp, omg
On Language - Erin McKean - New York Times →
Designated Drunk →
Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.
The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.
Random drunk: “Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!”...
YSlow for Firebug →
Webbernet →
The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.
My new girlfriend is 5’9”, has fake tits, we’ve never met, but we chat on the webbernet.
Homer →
1. American bonehead.
2. Pull a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy.
“Looks like I just pulled a Homer!”
- Magic Johnson, after slipping on water and having the ball fly out of his hands, off a ref’s head, and into the basket for the game winning three pointer.
haters abound today
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Dan Gurewitch: Story Time →
WatchJakeAndAmir.com: Barely Even Comedy
urbandictionary’s Chat Logs from July 2007 - meebo... →
twee →
Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental.
In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet...
typeractive →
Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.
Man, this Emily should get a job. She’s been messaging me every 2 minutes. And there are 10 emails in my inbox from her. She is way typeractive today.
“This persons definition of elephantitis is horrificly incorrect. Elephantitis is...”
– urban dictionary feedback
Urban Dictionary: dip out →
Urban Dictionary: high definition →
Viewing multi-media while lifted.
Urban Dictionary: Shit, right? →
Urban Dictionary: masterbait →
Top Desktop Diversions, 2007 →
Here’s the latest installment of harmless Web sites that can give you a mini-vacation during the workday
headdesk →
Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.
“Dammit, I give up!” *headdesk*
Urban Dictionary: noon-thirty →
Urban Dictionary: courier newed →
Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.
BGP →
Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person’s picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.
Look at this random guy getting his BGPs in your picture!
Urban Dictionary: ghost wang →
My chemistry teacher would not accept the paper I had handed in; it had a ghost wang on it.
Definition of Scientology: According to Urban... →
“SCORE: UrbanDictionary.com 1 Scientology 0”
Urban Dictionary: malapropism →
This is when someone abuses the wrong worm so you can’t understudy what they’re crying to play.
Urban Dictionary: webbernet →
Wii elbow →
Similar to tennis elbow, wii elbow is pain in one’s arm (particularly around the elbow) caused by too much wii tennis (or, possibly, not enough regular exercise).
I got a horrible case of wii elbow from all that wii tennis yesterday.
gdi →
God Damn Independent, a college student that is not in a fraternity/sorority.
What frat are you in? Frat!?!?! Fuck that, I’m GDI!
nintendonitis →
A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.
Dude, I played Final Fantasy for three days straight, but my Nintendonitis flared up so I couldn’t play anymore.
Adam Carolla tattoos his signature on this girl's...
The woman who wanted a tattoo of Adam Carolla on her stomach, Natalie drops by the studio and reveals to Teresa and Norm MacDonald that she’s really not all that mentally equipped to make the decision to get the tattoo on her own. (mp3)
Adam, Teresa and Norm MacDonald recap last night’s episode of “Dateline: To Catch a Predator.” (mp3)
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ReputationDefender →
“Chances are there is information about you and your family on the Internet that you don’t approve of. It’s time you do something about it.”
sapiosexual →
One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
“I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with.
I decided all that means...