September 2007
84 posts
Scentence →
a combination of words that smell fuckin’ great together!
“remember when that homeless guy asked us to put our bacon in his unwashed sock? that smelt so good.”
“i miss the great-smelling chats we used to have.”
“nothin’ like a bacon scentence.”
“When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.”
– Anatole France
urban dictionary feedback: bug report
Problem: There are several spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes throughout Urban Dictionary. Solution: Correct all instances of misspelled words and improper punctuation mistakes. Example: Hernandez (n)
August 2007
91 posts
Elevision →
The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably, at the numbers as they light up when the car moves. Practiced out of nervousness.
When the elevator began moving, silence ensued as each person practiced their elevision.
Urban Dictionary: Scentence →
“remember when that homeless guy asked us to put our bacon in his unwashed sock? that smelt so good.”
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I noticed a new word “aibohphobia” has been added. This word is just stupid and should be removed, it has nothing to do with the aibo, not in the slightest bit. It makes urban dictionary look stupid - we dont want that. For example, take the sentence they used it in and substitute “keyboardphobia” or some other word, it would sound just as ridiculous.
palindromes from...
How about some palindrome sentences like:
Never Odd Or Even
Rats Live On No Evil Star
or even
A Toyota Race Fas T..Safe Car A Toyota (Gung Ho!)
Satan Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas (thank you Soundgarden)
or the most famous palindrome at least in English prose and language:
A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama!
or even just a better word such as:
Racecar
Tenet
Eden
aibohphobia →
The irrational fear of palindromes (words that read the same forwards and backwards).
Dude 1: Hey, what’s your name?
Dude 2: Bob.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs and hides behind sofa*
Bob: Wow.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away and falls down stairs*
Reducing Email Volume →
mouse arrest →
Getting grounded from the family computer.
“That’s it, you are under mouse arrest mister!” - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
Max Niederhofer | Venture Capital →
not scared enough to hide anymore →
But the only thing that is always perfectly like a prayer and in tune with my thoughts is the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day.
booty call →
A late night summons-often made via telephone-to arrange clandestine sexual liasions on an ad hoc basis.
The student’s mother was thankfully ignorant of her son’s “booty calls.”
butt dial →
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
Urban Dictionary: aibohphobia →
The irrational fear of palindromes
Marcello's Homepage - Comics - Calvin & Hobbes →
tfsu →
STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for “the fuck shut up.”
“Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should.” - Yoda
The Write Frenzy: Words I Hope My Husband Never... →
Dictionary Evangelist: Request Denied →
jill off →
The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
Urban Dictionary: snurfing →
MoanMyIP.com - Sexy Girls Moaning Your IP Address! →
Remasculate →
The opposite of emasculate. To grow one’s balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed… it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
Urban Dictionary: remasculate →
An action usually done to grow one’s balls back after they have been shrunk by an especially effeminate activity.
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When trying to find a definition for “malaka” (I have a ringtone named “malaka”) this Web site came up and I have to say I am reviled by the language in the definitions. In fact, if the definitions are true, I’m deleting that ringtone. For sure.
Urban Dictionary: hungry looking →
Food so sad looking it looks like it might need to eat something itself
dinner badge →
Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.
That’s an impressive dinner badge you’ve got there. What did you eat, pizza?
Urban Dictionary: courtesy wave →
After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating ‘thanks’ for the room given.
Urban Dictionary: courtesy fart →
When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
hXc →
Abbreviation of hardcore, often related to or dealing with music from the hardcore genre. Also used to describe actions or styles.
“Have you heard of (band name)? They’re so hXc”
“That was awsome the way you pwnd that n00b hXc.”
Banner Blindness: Old and New Findings (Jakob... →
Users rarely look at display advertisements on websites. Of the four design elements that do attract a few ad fixations, one is unethical and reduces the value of advertising networks.
Urban Dictionary: urban dictionary →
One of the most effective and economical methods of temporarily destroying any and all of one’s faith in the human race.
feen →
When you think about something 24/7 and you cant get it off your mind, like craving drugs.
I’m feening for some ice cream.
Urban Dictionary: failure to launch →
me and natalya failed to launch…there just wasn’t enough chemistry…you could say we had “failure to launch” because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.
Urban Dictionary: Windsor Ballet →
Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.
wifive →
Short for Wireless High-Five, used when you want to give a friend a high-five, but you are further then arms reach from each other. It doesn’t involve any physical contact.
Benj: That $30 burger from Maccas was teh pwnz
Timmy: Wifive!
work hot →
A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.
Person 1: So this new girl at your work is she hot?
Person 2: Hell yeah…well I mean she’s work hot.
Madam's apple →
Noun. A pun on “Adam’s apple,” it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).
“Holy crap! Look at that madam’s apple on Ann Coulter!”