October 2007
76 posts
Wide Stance →
A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.
This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.
Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the...
September 2007
84 posts
teresa's fake wedding, live on the adam carolla...
Adam treats his most esteemed co-host to a rendition of John Mark Carr’s “Falling,” accompanied by the great Rich Banks. Good times. (mp3)
Adam and the gang kick off the ceremony as Teresa Strasser is getting married today. (mp3) Adam’s dad, Mr. Carolla stops by and treats the audience and entertains his son with a little medley from his trumpet in honors of Teresa’s...
identity crash →
Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual’s ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one too many social networks.
I was ok keeping up with Facebook, Flickr, and Myspace, but after throwing lawlink, Last.fm, and Orkut into the mix, I had a total identity crash and forgot what went where.
business time →
Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day).
Baby, it’s business time. Do you know how I know? Because it’s wednesday, and wednesday is the night that we make love. Thursday we visit your mother but wednesday is the night that we make love. I’ll wear my business socks and you will wear that old...
halo2sis →
An oral problem amongst some Halo 2 fanatics.
Dude, I was so tired from playing H2 all night I forgot to brush my teeth before I went to bed. Again. I need some Listerine for this halo2sis or Ill never get laid.
Brenda Walton →
peasantvision →
Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
I can’t afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.
check my spam →
Checking one’s email though certain one has received no important communication. Compulsively and frequently checking one’s email when one is not expecting an important message.
Between friends in a cybercafe: “Hey could you hurry up so I can get on and check my email?” “Who are you kidding, little bro, you know all your email buddies have dropped you like a...
nillionaire →
Person without any money of their own.
He looks rich but it’s all borrowed and his bank account is nil, he’s a nillionaire.
Everything’s in his wife’s name, he’s just a nillionaire.
whole paycheck →
A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.
i’m headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.
“Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And...”
– Memento (2000) - Leonard Shelby
Urban Dictionary: Caulk the wagon and float it →
Originally a mindset used in the classic computer game The Oregon Trail, but can also be a way of life.
Urban Dictionary: peasantvision →
the television channels you get without any subscription of any sort
Urban Dictionary: identity crash →
Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual’s ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one two many social networks.
Urban Dictionary: Guac-blocked →
Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.
facebook surprise →
When you don’t know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public’s viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn’t think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise...
daggy →
Australian origin.
adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat.
v. to have no style.
That haircut/outfit makes you look daggy.
Clicking Teeth →
An awkward make out session, in which the two participants both are bad kissers and have there mouths open so wide that their teeth hit each other, thus clicking.
Man, Kyle and Nikki were totaly clicking teeth last night at the movies, I hope neither of them chipped a tooth.
Urban Dictionary: daggy →
Urban Dictionary: Clicking Teeth →
Urban Dictionary: reeejected →
ACLU Blog - Fight for Online Free Speech Continues... →
hollaback girl →
It seems as though Ms. Stefani has had some incidents in which another young, presumably female, individual has made some disparaging remarks about her character. Upon learning of the situation, Ms. Stefani is informing this culprit that she intends to handle this matter physically. Ms. Stefanis character is such that she is not the type of person who counters verbal attacks with verbal...
yarr! →
a word often used by pirates whenever they have experienced a loss or pain
Yarr! My pirate’s booty has been stolen.
conswervative →
A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record.
Larry Craig is a conswervative, as is Ted Haggard.
Urban Dictionary: iPhony →
Bill: “Whoa, Ted! Is that one of the awesome new iPhones?” Ted: “No, Bill, it’s the new iPod.” Bill: ” But it totally looks like an iPhone…” Ted: “Sorry, dude, but it’s an iPhony.” Bill: “Bogus.”
Urban Dictionary: Log onto Vom.com →
Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet.
Urban Dictionary: Fade like bleach →
Girl, you fade like bleach!
Urban Dictionary: faecebook →
a facebook profile page that is filled with crap
Urban Dictionary: facebook surprise →
When you don’t know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public’s viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
Urban Dictionary: rejaculate →
smell check →
Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.
Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.
stripper wallet →
When you’re carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.
Dude, This damn thing won’t close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.
Brodeo →
A get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly male.
So many dudes got wasted at Lou’s brodeo out in Idaho.
milkshake →
1. A whipped iced dairy drink, usually chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry.
2. A girl’s body and the way she carries it.
1. Wow, that milkshake from McDonald’s was bangin.
2. Kelis’ song ‘Milkshake’:
My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of...
“It takes a whole village to raid another village.”
– MySpace.com - Mr. Stroope - www.myspace.com/mrstroope
alarm shock →
The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.
Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*
Urban Dictionary: lol theory →
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
fauxbia →
A faux (false) phobia.
Mal: “My dad has a phobia of morris dancing and irish jigs”
Me: “There’s no such thing, you douche. That’s a fauxbia”
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