February 2008
85 posts
ACB →
Mnemonic device for “Air Conditioner Booty”: a woman whose buttocks, when viewed from the side, resemble a wall-unit air conditioner protruding from a house.
Holly’s ACB was knocking peoples’ drinks off the table last night.
January 2008
97 posts
Urban Dictionary: attachment disorder →
backseat surfer →
Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
No, I don’t want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
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Amazon.com doubled its profit last quarter →
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Electile Dysfunction →
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
“Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?”
“Naa… No one excites me. I think I’m suffering from Electile Dysfunction.”
Intergalactic Shop →
TAT » Conceptlab →
Yahoo's 4th quarter profit drops 23% - Los Angeles... →
Customer Service is the New Marketing / February... →
ImageBundle - Rails plugin for generating image... →
choreplay →
When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
“Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all ‘OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH’”
yo →
A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)
You wanna know who broke your window?
Yo.
Urban Dictionary: webcame →
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers →
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting”, while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I...
refrigerator blindness →
Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
“Honey, where’s the orange juice?”
“Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!”
“Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again…”
box lock →
The female equivalent of a cock block.
I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
Urban Dictionary: maybe later →
“Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?” “Maybe later.” “You fuckin’ dick.”
Urban Dictionary: I wouldn't kick her out of bed... →
Chattanooga Times Free Press | Aaron Peckham Q&A →
PMS →
A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window’s OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man’s worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
Urban Dictionary: blackberry balls →
car booger →
A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.
Dear Uncle Pete… Weather was a bit warmer today so car boogers were in evidence everywhere on the...
The Internet Party: What Happens When Google's... →
Bush league →
Also see Bushleague. Adj. 1) Below good standards, not good or incorrect. Pitiful, poor, terrible, awful, bad, sucky,
“That’s a bushleague call, ref.”
“That kid is real bushleague.”
tanking →
When a sports team loses on purpose. Usually done at the end of the season to secure a better draft pick for next year.
Guy1: Man, this team sucks.
Guy2: Yeah, but their tanking anyway to get the 1st overall draft pick next year.
Refactoring: Improving the Design of Existing... →
California Car Pool →
When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.
Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. “Want me to drive?” “Nah, we better California Car Pool...
Urban Dictionary: levels of ball pain →
Urban Dictionary: flying fuck →
Urban Dictionary: California Car Pool →
Urban Dictionary: Bureaucratic Masturbation →
cuddlingus →
The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling. When two or more people lay down in an intertwined fashion.
Guy: “Aright, so now that i busted my nut, I’m gonna be out.”
Lady: “You’re not getting out of here without giving me some cuddlingus.”
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