February 2008
85 posts
smack talk →
The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.
Man, your mamma so fat she got her own zip code!
You can’t play madden dawg…
Googate: It's all our fault - urbandictionary in... →
THERE he is →
make it rain →
When you’re in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.
After Leroy finished trapping for the night, he…
YouTube - Find Yourself - Cars →
Rapper, football coach and TV star... Snoop Dogg... →
“1% of users receive pages that have been changed “in-flight.”
– Detecting In-Flight Page Changes with Web Tripwires
garfield minus garfield →
How many people have Javascript turned on? →
Night Minds by Missy Higgins →
Night Minds Missy Higgins Album: The Sound of White Station: Missy Higgins Radio Favorite Created on: February 27, 2008
flilf →
First lady I’d like to fuck.
Laura is a flilf in the ass.
“DivX, essentially, snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.”
– Techcrunch Serious Drama, And Lots Of Stupidity, Behind Stage6 Shutdown
WSD →
“Write Shit Down”. A popular method of organization. Works equally well in one’s personal or professional life.
Dude, you don’t need ritalin. Just use the WSD method - trust me, you won’t forget things anymore and you’ll actually get them done!
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frienvy →
Feeling of want or need for something or someone that a friend might have.
People often experience frienvy when a close friend of theirs loses weight, gets a promotion, or finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend.
Jackie was filled with frienvy as she walked through the halls with her best friend Tracey, because all of the guys were complimenting Tracey on her hot new look.
Urban Dictionary: swatting →
White House Defends Waterboarding as “Gnarly” «... →
MSNBC's David Shuster "Pimp" Comment About Chelsea... →
Pimping out Chelsea Clinton →
death by zeitgeist: the graduate years: Fun with... →
TechProsaic - I write about great software,... →
Oscar Bait →
A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and ‘important’ subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.
“‘Good Will Hunting’ and ‘I am Sam’ are sickening examples of Oscar bait.”
A conversation with comedian Stephen Colbert -... →
“change of add”
– Salon | They know where you live
tri-sexual →
the definition of someone who will “try” anything sexual.
person 1 : whats your sexual preference?
person 2 : hey man i’ll do anything, im TRI-SEXUAL
The Colbert Report - TV Show - SideReel →
avro →
Aussie Abrviation of “Afternoon”
I was gonna go buy some new dacks this arvo, but mum a’ready bought me some!
fauxtograph →
A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn’t a picture at all.
“Say ‘cheese’!”
(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
“You’re taking a fauxtograph aren’t you? You asshole.”
“WOT - waste of time”
– http://users.csc.calpoly.edu/~dstearns/gradingSymbols.html
I approve this message →
Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:
“Hi, I’m your son and I approve this message. I’d be happy to dog-sit while you’re away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot…so stop nagging me to vote.”
Heartbeats by Jose Gonzalez →
Heartbeats Jose Gonzalez Album: Veneer Station: CocoRosie Radio Favorite Created on: February 19, 2008
midomi - find music by singing or humming →
Know your Enemy: Tracking Botnets →
bragadocious →
An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.
I don’t mean to be bragadocious, but I am the fucking man.
dramatic improvement
comments: Your site needs dramatic improvement. Too many of the entries are just juvenile rubbish. Some submissions are so stupid that the example sentence doesn’t even include the actual “word of the day” being submitted. Inept.
“Michael: Hey, hey, hey stop it. Stop it now, God. Oh my God, oh my God, no, no,...”
– OfficeQuotes.net - The Comprehensive Source for The Office Quotes!