June 2008
69 posts
Alculate →
To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.
Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours.
Neal - I just…
ITYF →
Acronym for ‘I think you’ll find’
Because sometimes FYI just isn’t irritating and smug enough.
“FYI the dress code in this office is for ties to worn to all meetings”
“ITYF it is normal to…
gay crashing →
(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee’s Pridefest in…
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Good Push →
A “Tip-of-the-Hat”, if you will, after a bystander passes gas in an egregious manner. Basically it is your vote of approval during post-flatulence that the individual did indeed go above and beyond…
Frisbeetarianism →
The philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. (George Carlin)
“I don’t believe in rencarnation I am a strong Frisbeetarianist.”
email bail →
using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.
he didn’t want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.
interesting →
(adj) Something which arouses no interest at all.
Used to politely avoid admitting this, which indirectly expresses your indifference.
Yes, your bottle cap collection is interesting.
courtesy wash →
The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper…
sporn →
Porn created with the game Spore.
“Hurry up and watch that sporn on Youtube before it gets removed.”
Eroticon →
A sexually explicit animated icon used in chat conversations.
Pat really got me in trouble with my boss when he unleashed his new bukake eroticons in our MSN chat while I was doing a presentation…
photobombing →
Intentionally posing in other people’s photos, for a later surprise. Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.
Jim is always…
bio →
Used in many MMORPG’s to indicate that you will be away to go to the restroom.
Dude1 “Hey dude, sorry, but I need to take a bio break because it feels as if I have a turtle-head poking out.”
Dude2…
htf →
How the fuck.
HTF do you expect to pull that off?
Urban Dictionary: kittenloaf →
Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.
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chugger →
Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy…
hulk out →
To become enraged; to lose one’s temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction. After the comicbook character who turned from an…
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daddy badge →
Vomit or snot from a baby found around the upper chest or shoulders of their father which shows the world that they are a parent.
Nice shirt Pete, was the daddy badge an optional extra?
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dr. feelgood →
Personification given to mainly booze, and sometimes referring to other drugs. Generally used to refer to drugs when a person is feeling down and a person is saying it’s what they need and/or use to…
baby mama →
The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.
Oh her? She ain’t nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number?
baby mama →
The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.
Oh her? She ain’t nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number?
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Word Vomit →
A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn’t mean to.
I told Robin that I saw Mike with some girl at the movie theater last night. It just came out of my mouth like Word…
Word Vomit →
A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn’t mean to.
I told Robin that I saw Mike with some girl at the movie theater last night. It just came out of my mouth like Word…
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hypermiling →
Driving techniques and car mods aimed at increasing your gas mileage to the absolute max. Often practiced with a Toyota Prius or other hybrid vehicle.
Yoshi is hypermiling cross country this week….
Trill →
An adjective used in hip-hop culture to describe someone who is considered to be well respected, coming from a combination of the words “true” and “real”.
Trill ass niggaz keep it true and real.
…
iBrick →
Apple’s iPhone before activation. Refers to how useless it is when it can’t do anything, and its striking resemblance to a brick.
I can’t activate my iPhone, so I’m sitting at my computer crying…
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yellow listed →
a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the ‘yellow list’, or they are ‘yellow listed’
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands…
Urban Dictionary: emergency blowout liquidation →
Yay →
n;
Slang for Cocaine, popular in California’s Bay Area.
Syn;
blow,coke,snow.
I’m so strung out from all the yay last night
combat nap →
That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you’ve had a…
premature joculation →
The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.
The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston…
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June Year's Resolution →
A New Year’s Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has failed from January to June and it is time to start over with something…
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