May 2010
52 posts
Urban Dictionary: Offphilis →
The unusual occurance is when a large number of people in the same workplace gets sick all at once.
April 2010
50 posts
Urban Dictionary: nomonym →
When you eat something and it tastes like something else
Urban Dictionary: Wall Monitor →
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
Urban Dictionary: websession →
an obsession with the web or a particular part of it. An inability to quit visiting a particular site.
Urban Dictionary: cold tofurkey →
I heard Daniella’s addicted to facebook…Yea, she is…the only way shes gonna quit it is by going cold tofurkey
Urban Dictionary: boobquake →
Human 1: “It’s a Boobquake!”
Human 2: “Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries.”
Human 1: “Your immodesty rocks my world!”
Urban Dictionary: Urban farmer →
A person who constantly plays farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm when all they do is live in the city and sit on a computer then at a certain time they have to stop what they are doing to go farm their imaginary crops.
HATETRIS →
a game of Tetris which always gives you the worst possible pieces (via oreilly radar)
Urban Dictionary: I'll burn that bridge when I get... →
Urban Dictionary: Fax potato →
A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they’re too lazy to get out of their chair.
Urban Dictionary: attack fax →
Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.
Typical attacks include using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Urban Dictionary: lol o'clock →
7:07 AM (upside down, says LOL). When the alarm goes off again after you snooze it at 7:00.
Urban Dictionary: leg o'clock →
6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.
Urban Dictionary: lol right? →
Declaring that something is funny and asking if others agree with you. Usually used in a sarcastic or obvious manner.
Urban Dictionary: lol texter →
Urban Dictionary: Eyjafjallajokull →
Ken Jennings - Wikipedia →
In 2004, Jennings won 74 Jeopardy! games before he was defeated by challenger Nancy Zerg on his 75th appearance.
The Final Jeopardy! category was Business & Industry, and the answer was “Most of this firm’s 70,000 seasonal white-collar employees work only four months a year”. Zerg responded correctly with “What is H&R Block?”. Her wager of $4,401 took her...
NYTimes: Out of the Loop in Silicon Valley
In the fast-moving world of high-tech start-ups, the number of women has been slow to change.
http://nyti.ms/8XIoDA
mattress worship on Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary: doppelbanger. →
A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
Urban Dictionary: Wisdom teeth →
NYTimes: Is YouTube's Safety Mode Safe? Not Very.
From The New York Times: Is YouTube’s Safety Mode Safe? Not Very.
I searched on “GTA prostitute,” and “GTA IV - Everything With a Prostitute” was in the first screen of results, along with 137 other choices. The title of this video was accurate in describing the contents.
Life Inside the Googleplex Is Kinda Creepy -... →
Exclusives - Julian Assange Unedited Interview |... →
The RunCodeRun Blog - Saying Goodbye to RunCodeRun... →
Our team is dedicated to building great systems that solve our customers’ needs, provide real, measurable value for them, and satisfy our urge to make. RunCodeRun is an imbalanced example of that; one whose users are made most happy when the application is quietest, and one whose aspiration and goals no longer rise to match our own. It is best to say proudly but sadly that it is time to focus our...
Urban Dictionary: phone freeze tag →
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Urban Dictionary: Urban Disappointment →
The feeling you get when you’re sure you have a unique, never before thought of word or phrase to submit to urbandictionary.com only to find out some jerk published it a long time ago.
Urban Dictionary: phoner →
Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.
Urban Dictionary: Lingual letdown →
Lingual Letdown: The feeling you get when you set your alarm early to check the word of the day, but it sucks and ruins your entire day.
Urban Dictionary: Just the tip →
Bob : Sally, it’s been three weeks and we’ve been seeing other every other Tuesday. I think we’re ready for this.
Urban Dictionary: Interiority Complex →
a feeling that one’s home is inferior to others spaces in some way
Urban Dictionary: Formsprung →
When a person using formspring has recieved compliments to the point of arousal.
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The Tiger Woods Commercial Remixes Have Already... →
NYTimes: China’s Censors Tackle and Trip Over the...
From The New York Times: China’s Censors Tackle and Trip Over the Internet The Communist Party’s censorship machine is highly sophisticated in some ways, remarkably crude in others. http://s.nyt.com/u/c_M Get The New York Times on your iPhone for free by visiting http://itunes.com/apps/nytimes
Urban Dictionary: Street Cleaning Day →
A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.
NYTimes: How Sarah Palin Became a Brand
“It’s not the kind of thing that’s going to excite you guys on the East Coast, but everyone else is dying to hear stories like these,” said one of her representatives who was not authorized to speak on the record but was authorized to slam the East Coast. http://s.nyt.com/u/HS5
Urban Dictionary: chexting →
The very fact that this word exists in a modern lexicon is proof that it’s time to step aside and let the dolphins have a go as the dominant species, as we’ve clearly wasted our potential.
Urban Dictionary: facebook bingo →
“Diller, Brill, and Murdoch seem be stating a simple fact—we will have to pay...”
– The Collapse of Complex Business Models « Clay Shirky (via rafer) (via abeshafi)
Urban Dictionary: Groutfiti →