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I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine. — Steven Wright
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Do Social Networks Make You Feel Left Out? - Readers' Comments - NYTimes.com
How Social Media Can Induce Feelings of ‘Missing Out’ - NYTimes.com
Are You Following a Bot? - The Atlantic
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Call Me Fishmeal.: Success, and Farming vs. Mining
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[Concentration] means gathering yourself together into a single point rather than letting yourself be dispersed everywhere into a cloud of electronic and social input. It seems to me that Facebook and Twitter and YouTube—and just so you don’t think this is a generational thing, TV and radio and magazines and even newspapers, too—are all ultimately just an elaborate excuse to run away from yourself. To avoid the difficult and troubling questions that being human throws in your way. Am I doing the right thing with my life? Do I believe the things I was taught as a child? What do the words I live by—words like duty, honor, and country—really mean? Am I happy? — Solitude and Leadership: an article by William Deresiewicz | The American Scholar
Urban Dictionary: Throwback iPad -
Man the new iPad 2 is releasing on March 11th. I gotta get rid of my old one because no one wants to rock a throwback iPad.
Urban Dictionary: Snail Chat -
Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
“Joey spit up all over my phone while I was brexting his baby daddy.”
Don’t Call Me, I Won’t Call You - NYTimes.com -
“I remember when I was growing up, the rule was, ‘Don’t call anyone after 10 p.m.,’ ” Mr. Adler said. “Now the rule is, ‘Don’t call anyone. Ever.’ ”