1. Pat Robertson once said,
    “It’s a long downward slide
    That’ll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
    If two men can stand side by side”

    God, I hope he’s right
    ‘Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
    Gonna find myself a duck
    And legally do
    Something awful

    — Garfunkel and Oates - Sex With Ducks

    (Source: songmeanings.net)